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Now people often ask: HEY ZYZZ CUZ BRO, HOW DO U PICK UP DA CHIX ANY TIPS BRO?

Step 1: Forget everything you've heard about women and approaching them. You dont have to approach shit. Remeber, you're a FUCKIGN SICK CUNT.

Step 2: You must be a shredded cunt for this to work. Otherwise instead of looking like a sexy tool/douchebag, you'll just have to settle for looking like a wierd cunt.
Step 3: Find downlighting. Stay under downlighting shirtless, in a relaxed, albeit carfeully constructed POSE.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: PROFIT!