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[ridiculousbeast]

if there's no reason for me to do it i wont. what's the question here even.
douche: go turn off the lights
me: do it yourself if it bothers you
douche: come on man blababkla
me: uhm...how bout....no?
*go back to watching tv and doesn't acknowledge his existence*

douche: can you buy this?
me: nope
douche #2: so you'll get the dishes
me: nope


if people are ganging up on you like that i don't know why you're even hanging out with them though, have some boundaries man, these aren't friends lol