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BY Alexander~ | April 1st, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Hot shit interns. The real best job in the world.


Everyone says that being a Real Social Dynamics instructor is the best job in the world. And I can assure you that it is indeed an amazing situation. There have been plenty of glory times and I am proud of the hundreds of identity level changed students out there in the world representing the Alexander~ team.


But, when I’m diagnosing mind bending sticking points that are outside doctor’s realities, when I’m dabbing tears off the shoulder of my suit coat, when I’m negotiating with the bouncer to let the student stay in the venue... my hot shit interns are getting their dicks sucked... sometimes in the club.


To be a bootcamp intern, you have a few simple roles to play. Show up, carry the paperwork, high-five the students and make sure the instructor shows up as well.

And get laid.

Not exactly a lengthy task sheet, but an important one. If your instructor is the bad cop, the instructor assistant is your friend and moral support, the ultimate good cop.

Your hot shit intern will wing that fattie with you, but he won’t fuck her; he will have her lick condiments off his outer game until you, the student, have closed the deal.

Oftentimes, this happens in the poor instructor’s hotel bed.

When I’m instructing, I don’t have the luxury of carefree and flashy game that yields insta-alley sex. I have to play to technically safe, be cool and uphold a professional standard of excellence. As so many other pedestrians of the bar down drinks at the bar, I go dry, all for the good of science.

Meanwhile, my hot shit interns are shooting free tequilas from the hottie bartender that is vying for their attention, because they were lording the girls of the club. I look longingly at them, ignoring my sad liver as it asks me, “Why am I being left out, Alexander?”

On bootcamp, I execute glorious demonstrations of destiny. But, can I close these girls? No. My dick asks me, “No wet times tonight, Alexander?” Interns consistently inject themselves into the situation and capitalize on the buying temperature I have professionally dialed up for them.

Hot shit interns crash in glamour hotel rooms, drink the minibar and turn their beds in tents and such so that the others in the room can’t see his ass punishing the female guest he is entertaining. All the while, the instructor is debriefing wide eyed students that are well aware that the hot shit intern is up in the room giving a solid finish to what was an awesome in-club demonstration.

The best thing about being an intern is you get to go on unlimited free bootcamps. The guys who I know who have the best game in the world are those who have done the most bootcamps. Those guys are instructors. The guys who come close second are those who have interned on the most bootcamps.

A massive shout out to the awesome crew that brings the heat every fucking time on bootcamp, who live the life and who turn an outstanding weekend into Cirque-du-fucking-Soleil. I mean Manwhore, Pimpski, Derrick, Brad- (now an instructor) Saad, Brian, m-Swan, Adrian, Tom, Brendan, Toli, Bish and Erik.

These guys bring game that is comparable to instructor level game, and in my humble opinion, I consider Derrick to be the best in the world.

Now, we usher in a new era in Australia with the hot shit interns of the Gold Coast. Introducing the smoothness of the rum swillin’, sweet talking Pyro and the WWE girl wresting abilities of Kimball the ranger box terrorist. On the New South Wales front, we bring professional body builder Chief, who bench presses Hawaii for a workout and roots the Hawaiian Princesses for a de-stressing work out.

These guys are the shit.

If I didn’t have these guys holding down sets while I coached, helping to pull girls back to my hotel, I can tell you now that my weekend sex count would certainly be a fraction of what it is.

To all the hot shit interns, you guys have it sweet. Keep pulling and keep reppin’ the glory that is Real Social Dynamics.

In fact, I think I’m going to take a weekend off and Intern on a Jeffy program again like the days of yore.

Peace yo.

Alexander~