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BY Alexander~ | June 17th, 2009 at 1:25 PM
He is... one - of them...


2002, late one Friday night, tucked away in the cupboard of the hallowed Project Hollywood mansion Tyler Durden sat, wondering what was missing. He had just fucked a model on a makeshift mattress, two of his students had pulled, and the writer from Rolling Stone magazine couldn’t have been more impressed.

He had a gorgeous girlfriend, a company of his own and amazing friends all over the world. People down Hollywood way were whispering that he ‘had the magic stick’. He’d overthrown the ‘best pick up artist in the world’ for pick up reputation supremacy, and he’d actually convinced Nicolas Kho, AKA Papa, that he was equal to him as a person (a feat that none other has yet to even encroached upon). He’d even tamed the insufferable Jeffery Lewis Allen the Ninth.

But it wasn’t enough. Why, after all these accomplishments, all the glory and all the fame, was there a hole burning deep within his orange-haired chest? He set his goals thinking they’d be enough, thinking he’d be complete. Nope. Foolishly, he had learnt he was wrong in the hardest of ways. He looked over the naked body of his dishevelled girl from that night, then out his window down at the sunset strip. He didn’t know what he was missing, but he knew he’d know it...if only he could figure out how to find it.

Meanwhile, 7178.90 miles away the missing piece lay, cold an unconscious, disorientated and ashamed.

Where he lay, he couldn’t move but he could think. He could reflect, but not retaliate. All that the ‘one of them’ could conclude was that the fabric of existence wasn’t woven with Victoria Bitter and ‘kamikaze times’, he’d being trying to sew things together with these primitive materials for a long enough now. And still, nothing came together, and it didn’t seem like anything ever would.

On the farm the sun began to glow on the horizon, marking the end of another dirty, drunken night. Hundreds of miles away Tyler could smell potential on the pacific sea breezes. He smelt the remedy to the leaks in his reality. ‘One of them’, all the way down in Australia, dreamt of Marissa Cooper, fictionally mulling about in southern California. The ‘one of them’ knew he had to make it to where she cried, by whatever means possible.

Tyler and ‘one of them’s ’ two paths, were in execrably, destined to cross.

And cross they did.

Many moons later Tyler followed his heart to the land down under in search of another one of the seven essential elements of world domination. There he would notice something that only his eyes had the ability to see. Potential beneath Victoria Bitter, acne and obesity. He noticed a diamond in the wreck, he noticed another ‘one of them’. He noticed Alexander~.

The world would never be the same. Tyler would find the answer to his questions and the lost, young Alexander~ was proposed to Papa as being a potential ‘one of them’. Tyler and Papa decided, he would be given a chance.

He was flown off to Las Vegas, plucked from nowhere to the dismay of hundreds of other hopefuls, including Ryan - who was sure his time was nigh (Dumbass didn’t realise that all he needed was a beard to become an executive coach). Alexander was trialled live in field, and hazed by evil former instructors, to determine whether he had what it takes to become ‘one of them’, an elite Real Social Dynamics Executive Coach.

In three nights infield Alexander impressed. He did everything required in field and more - and he had a natural knack for coaching and guiding others. Two of the three ticks had been accomplished. But, what of his ability to live like a rock star? His theatrics? He had love of the game and a love of the students, but did he had a love of himself? Did he possess the crucial reckless abandon that set RSD Coaches apart? The powers that be were concerned.

Ready to fly off home, all the way back to the shithole factory, to debts and to innumerable personal problems he got a call from Papa that would change is life in the most profound of ways.

“Cancel your ticket, cancel your life, you’re going to become one of us”.

And that afternoon, in celebration of his acceptance into the Real Social Dynamics instructor training program he went on a spree that would see Alexander~ mackin’ hoes by the pool side and getting himself ARRESTED, risking his opportunity to become a coach and almost getting deported back to Australia by United States homeland security.

He had the reckless abandon. They knew he was the man for the job.

...Almost three years, five hundred students and several hundred bootcamps later I, Alexander~, am the epitome of transformation, a walking example of a ‘no-body’ becoming something. Nowadays I’m high in the experience ranks of the Real Social Dynamics coaches and I’ve had many, many head spinning experiences, with girls, the law, freaky community people and the Westin-fucking-Hotels.

It’s only right that I tell this story and share it with the world.

But such a story couldn’t be accurately told in one book, nor could a single book do it all justice.

So to my excitement I have been given the green light to begin work on a series of books and finally a DVD to tell the story of my journey, my adventures and finally, teach you all that I have learned.

After looking at everything worth telling it seems like there will be as many as four or five books written by myself and published by RSD. Three about adventures, one about my evolution and transformation and then another one solely about inner game to compliment an inner game DVD to be released sometime in the medium-distance-future.

The first three books simply outline the adventures I’ve had in a light hearted way. I suppose you could call it humour writing - laugh with me or laugh at me, or plenty of both; or just shake your head and call me a dick head. Either way it will be shocking, entertaining and inspiring. It has been called ‘Dick Lit’ by those who have reviewed it, coarse, honest writing about a guy, for guys. The stories are about being a guy, growing up, getting in too deep, hitting on girls, hooking up with girls, getting in fights, getting out of fights - a young guy’s rich and unpredictable life experiences.

The first book is about the adventures that shaped me before the game. A prelude the RSD lifestyle. All about growing up as a lost dickhead fumbling and bruising my way through the world before finally begging to get some elements of my life under control.

The second book will be the adventures that happened when I was given a ticket to the world, RSD instructor skills with women and a professional income. Imagine taking a poor dickhead with no regard for consequences, giving him money, teaching him how to use his brain, and giving him contextual ‘celebrity status’ wherever he goes. Life gets ridiculous, a life that has to be shared.

The third book is about Europe. Fuck you Europe. Fuck you French experience. (btw, the reason for the unconventionality of my first eight articles was because I was still jaded with France - and Europe to a lesser degree).

The fourth will be about the growth and transformations, Like Jeffy’s book or The Game, a contemporary version of the classic Hero’s Tale. This will be the complete version of the Transformations series that I have started on http://www.alexattitude.com.

And then finally, once I have writing experience, reputability, and some kind of fan base, then I will be granted permission to record a DVD program focusing on game after the Blueprint – specifically real inner game, natural game – interspersed with instantly applicable outer game routines and techniques that newbies love to have fun with. I wanted to do this inner game DVD’s and book first, but the powers that be need a higher profile, before an Alexander~ brand product launch is feasible. And that makes sense.

If you’re a regular around here you’ll notice that alexattitude.com has been quiet recently, that’s ‘cause I’ve been busy learning how to write properly... it’s going to be updated soon with more advanced - long - articles about the stuff you guys want to know about and the stuff you guys can go out and use straightaway. Topics coming up soon included rhythms in the club, frame control, responsivity not reactivity, expression and impression, learning stages, state, transformations part three, getting the set open, club ‘tricks, tips and funtimes’ and being unapologetic. All the same sort of effort and quality that you have seen on http://www.alexattitude.com in the last year or so.

And of course the fun, more light hearted stuff here on the rsdnation homepage.

I have a shitload to write, so I’d better get onto to it.

Plenty of Alexander~ coming to you; for a long time to come.

Stay tuned.
Alexander~