Symptom utav att sluta runka!

[Danger]

Kurt Vonnegut var inte en runkare

Från bluebeard:

BeLIEF is NEARLY the whole of the Universe, whether based on truth or not, and I believed
back then that sperm, if not ejaculated, was reprocessed by healthy males into substances which
made them athletic, merry, brave and creative. Dan Gregory believed this, too, and so did my
father, and so did the United States Army and the Boy Scouts of America and Ernest
Hemingway. So I cultivated erotic fantasies about making love to Marilee, and behaved as
though we were courting sometimes, but only in order to generate more sperm which could be
converted into the beneficial chemicals

Från God bless you Mr Rosewater

'...Like that Harry?'
'Like what?'
'The girl there.'
'That's not a girl. That's a piece of paper'
'Looks like a girl to me.'
'Then you're easily fooled,' said Harry. 'It's done with ink on a piece of paper. That girl isn't lying there on the counter. She's thousands of miles away, doesn't even know we're alive. If this was a real girl, all I'd have to do for a living would be to stay home and cut out pictures of big fish.'