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BY Alexander~ | April 15th, 2009 at 1:23 PM
Going Out Preparation

Some people see pick up as a sport. And, like a sport, they have their little routines, good luck charms, ceremonies, and voodoo dances that help them usher in a good night in the field.

It’s that special time when dusk sets in on a weekend night, the point at which you shower, turn up the music and substitute beers for the wickedness of spirits.

You will, in a lot of cases, really put a lot of emphasis on this process and as a result leave you psychologically expended before you even get into the field. You will arrive with massive outcome dependence, you might sweat yourself, soaked, rendering your preparation shower a complete waste of time. The importance of a good pre going out check list could be the difference between slamming mingers and slamming honeys. It is just that important.

Be a social dude; wherever possible get together and head out in a crew. Girls and guys are far better. Social proof by hanging out with girls is a massively influential thing. The other girls that you plan on talking to in the bar will see you as a guy who girls like being around. As a result, they tend to trust the opinion of the girls that kick it with you more than your presentation of yourself, even though they have never met these girls before.

Don’t get too wasted. With the onset of the weekend, it can be a nice little change to write yourself off into a blithering mess of kebab chunks and bile. While fun for some, it’s mostly an unattractive thing to the girls that you want to be talking to. Drinking is good because it’s normal by the girl’s standard of reality. But, you don’t NEED it.

Don’t drink more than you would if you also had to drive a car home. Otherwise, you will in set crashing shit out, aware that you are doing it, but without control of saving the impending wreck about to unfold in front of you.

Importantly, when you ask a girl what she likes in a guy who comes up to talk to her in a bar, she won’t really be able to put her finger on an accurate description. She will however tell you that she likes a guy who is not drunk.

The house you might possibly bring a guest back to will need to live up to a certain standard. And that standard is one of hygiene, without odours, like your cologne used to make, or marsupials scampering about the place fornicating. Some style is an added bonus.

The place you plan to return to doesn’t need to be tidy or even organized, but it does need to be hygienic. Otherwise it will be a deal breaker. This is especially important for the bathroom. As Jeffy would say, “The bathroom needs to rival the inside of an Intel microchip testing laboratory in its degree of cleanliness.” This is true; you may be able to wipe your ass with a piece of pizza, but your girls cant.

If you have rodents, don’t leave food lying around and buy a live cat.

And, if there is a smell problem figure out what’s making that and then call Ghostbusters. Soon after, buy a candle and waft some scented wax through your abode.

A well prepared evening and a well set up house can set a great precedent to the night and oftentimes make a great place to bring company back to.

If you are concerned about what to eat before you go out on a big night hitting the clubs, simplicity is a good rule of thumb to follow.

Something light, perhaps a salad.

Alexander~